FUN

FUN GIRLFRIEND

 

Epicurean

Collect me at The Desert Manor or my hotel and we will go for a flirty meal somewhere nice. Voraciously, I will flirt with you, lick my lips and play with my hair. Check! It’s time for dessert back at The Desert Manor or my hotel.

 

Sunday Brunch

Let’s decadently enjoy a relaxing breakfast in bed. Eggs on toast? Champagne? Caviar? Doesn’t matter if it’s Sunday morning or noon on Thursday. A lie-in is always a good idea.

 

College Days

Remember those days? Chinese takeout, talking about our dreams, endless laughter while watching a film, and just hanging out. Let’s recreate that magic.

 

Spa Day

Desert Hot Springs here we come. Old Hollywood loved escaping to the fabulous thermal spas here. There is a stunning, secret address we can escape to for the day. Massages, soak in the healing water in a glorious day-suite with champagne delivered to our room.

 

Our Secret

A bit of decadence is always good. Tennessee whiskey? Bourbon? Single Malt Scotch? What’s your pick? Whether we are in Nashville or The Desert Manor let’s enjoy something delicious from my whiskey cart. A nice collection of cigars is also available. Let me be your Amuse Bouche.

 

Adrenaline

Need for Speed? Time to get your heart rate racing as the checkered flag drops. Let’s race around the track like we are in Formula 1. Let me be your favorite Pit, Babe. Once your testosterone levels are in overdrive, we will head back to my paddock for the perfect end of a racing day.

 

Bucket List

Let’s reach 20,000 feet for the ultimate adrenaline rush. Too scared to jump, I’ll go first or push you out. When we return to The Desert Manor or my hotel you’ll receive your certification of the perfect Mile High experience.

 

Golf Buddy (6-8 hours $2,000-$4,000)

Let’s get some fresh air. Golf is truly the most tempting and challenging of mistresses, isn’t it? Don’t worry, a good or bad day on the course you will always score with me. Fore! Time for a return to my clubhouse.

 

Road Trip (tbd)

Let’s take a drive. Want to cruise to the perfect lunch destination on the coast? We can hit the open road for a day or several for a fun escape while enjoying gorgeous B & B’s, scrumptious meals, scenery, and the open road.

 

 

YOUR KINKY COMPANION

 

Lunch/Dinner date:

Upon your arrival, we will chat a bit, while it’s decided if you are to wear male chastity, panties, stockings, and or plugging under your male attire. We will enjoy a lovely meal while I tease you relentlessly, but discreetly, of course. We both know that naughty secrets are the best. Dessert will be served upon return to The Desert Manor or my hotel.

 

High Tea/Ladies Lunch

Darling let’s look fabulous and go for tea, lunch, cocktails, or a Drag Queen brunch and flirt with all of the boys as two gorgeous women. Being fabulous is not overrated. Dessert is at The Desert Manor or my hotel.

 

Kidnap/Rape Victim:

Young man is your Mom working late tonight? I need your help. Please come inside and assist me. Would you like a glass of wine? It’s our secret. Don’t tell your mom.

 

Advanced Kidnap/Rape Victim:

We will meet in a public space. Instructions on preparation will be sent beforehand. You will be placed in the trunk of my car, and taken to the victimization location. You will be used, abused, and seen at an undisclosed location. (While touring, or in the case of an FMTY or DMTY, additional costs may be incurred for rental car or venue)

DISCLAIMER

No sex or sexual services are offered or implied. 

Legal Notice: With reference to California Penal Code section 647(b) and CALCRIM Nos. 1153 to 1155, the services discussed herein do not in any way include or relate to either (1) engagement in any lewd act for money or other consideration, or (2) solicitation